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The Official Jokes Thread

Discussion in 'Forum Chatter' started by dns, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. dns

    dns Active Member Admin

    Lol, a trucker told me this joke IRL about 2 weeks ago. It was so funny at the time that I vowed to eventually find it and share it with you guys. So here it is:

    Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it's missing a seal, so whenever it rains he has to smear vaseline over the spot where the seal should be.

    Anyway, his girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He drives his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him.
    "No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don't say a word." She tells him, "Our family had a fight a while ago about doing dishes. We haven't done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them."

    Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents.

    His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier.

    But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of vaseline.

    Upon witnessing this, his girlfriend's father backs away from the table and screams, "OKAY, ENOUGH ALREADY, I'LL DO THE FUCKING DISHES"


    LULz^
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  2. Jok3r

    Jok3r MC-Admin/Summoner Member

    XD my brother and I read this together and he had to explain to me at the end that the father thought that he grabbed vaseline for Ass fucking!
    I love this Joke! To facebook it go's!
  3. That One Guy

    That One Guy Junior Member Member

    LMFAO bro... now this is hilarious! I'll try to find some/remember some jokes that are good. No promises though,
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